you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize