Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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