What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
