i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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