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Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.

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(208): Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge. http://tfl.nu/9q10

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I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."

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(989): I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him." http://tfl.nu/yg5c

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I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.

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(401): I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped. http://tfl.nu/rhrp

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we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding

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(904): we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding http://tfl.nu/10zj

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I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.

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(215): I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days. http://tfl.nu/h5el

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i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.

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(507): i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined. http://tfl.nu/05lw

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Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.

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(407): Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS. http://tfl.nu/pvmv

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I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.

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(248): I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half. http://tfl.nu/u2dc

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It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.

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(630): It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales. http://tfl.nu/sbow

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I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar

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(614): I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar http://tfl.nu/g47h

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I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.

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(208): I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism. http://tfl.nu/ixxa

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Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.

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(773): Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell. http://tfl.nu/cuh5

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Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.

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(262): Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning. http://tfl.nu/3fkk

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I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet

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(616): I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet http://tfl.nu/hxg9

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Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa

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(240): Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa http://tfl.nu/w8sz

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