Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
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Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
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I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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