Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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