i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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