I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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