"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Randomize