Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
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That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
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I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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