we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
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I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???