Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
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The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
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Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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