I seem to have left my pride at pride
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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