I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
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I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
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I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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