I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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