I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
We're not piercing ourselves today.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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