i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
