The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
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