you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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