His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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