i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
