The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
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What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
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Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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