This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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