just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
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Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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