it's too hot outside to masturbate.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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