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(919): View more from North Carolina

So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?

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(801): View more from Utah

I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.

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(858): View more from California

Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.

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(636): View more from Missouri

You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.

(847): View more from Illinois

What did I say?

(636): View more from Missouri

Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,

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(410): View more from Maryland

The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer

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(667): View more from Maryland

what customs doesn't know wont hurt them

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(714): View more from California

Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.

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(740): View more from Ohio

it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.

(419): View more from Ohio

i've gotta research that and get back to you.

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It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after

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