Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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