...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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