No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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