In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
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did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
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according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
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