so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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