I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
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Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
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Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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