My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
