Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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