Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
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he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
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They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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