32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
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We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
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If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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