She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
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Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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