i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
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So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
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One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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