I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
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He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
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Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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