He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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