ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
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Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
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You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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