I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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