Dual....:-)
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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