Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(626): View more from California

What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?

(1-626): View more from California

You have mice?

(626): View more from California

no why?

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(714): View more from California

she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.

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(302): View more from Delaware

No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.

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(773): View more from Illinois

At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?

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(217): View more from Illinois

Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit

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(510): View more from California

i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers

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(586): View more from Michigan

He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job

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