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• (313): View more from Michigan

  "You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB

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• (561): View more from Florida

  hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?

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  i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery

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• (310): View more from California

  My entire life is one complicated drinking game

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week

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• (716): View more from New York

  I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything

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• (914): View more from New York

  I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  who dressed up as a cop at your party???

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  idk I have to check. Why?

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  he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.

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• (760): View more from California

  I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.

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• (916): View more from California

  Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.

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