I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
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I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
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I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.