dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't