So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
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So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
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You humped everything and cried in an uber.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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