Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I FOUND THE LEGS
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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