You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
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