Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
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Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
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We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
BRING THE BAGELS
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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