You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
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Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
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He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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