don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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