You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
this just has baby written all over it
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
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I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
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Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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