doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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