Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
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Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
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I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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