Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
ok first of all what the fuck
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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