I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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