The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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