he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
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I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
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I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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