i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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