Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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