This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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